Tales of a Bronze Bastard V

tales of a BB V - currently at 85 TP Bronze IV

Well, I won a game last night.  Awesome.  I'm going to dare one more attempt this evening.  5 minute queue.  Let's see what I can do from 5th ELO.  Solo falls to me.  I bounce between Nike and Chaac.  I'm likely going against a mage solo, probably Agni.  I need pressure escapability.  I decide this is a sign.  My Nike has played well despite losing.  Maybe she'll work better in this team context.

Well, yet again...I play well.  But I get beat early by Zeus.  I manage to fight back and eventually push him out of lane, but my mid and my duo lane are getting killed under tower.  I mean...really....the only thing about solo is if you have a bad solo, you will lose.  But if you have a good solo...you will be at a stalemate.  You have to be one of the best solos around, to beat your opponent AND carry your sorry ass team.

Our Bastet plays well.  She ends positive, and leads all categories except mitigated.  She rotates, she helps...but duo and mid just lose their selves like its a 90 mph wind and they weigh only 75 pounds combined.  I mean,  I go over and try to help...and the Thoth literally backpedals.  The Jing Wei didn't advance.  Didn't build crit. I don't think they have the best builds ever, but what really concerns me is how the Geb has 14 deaths.  I mean...how does a god with an escape, 2 CC's, and a shield die that many times?

 I can't count how many times I come to mid and 1v3 and even 1v4 with no help from any damage dealer but Bastet.  I mean, if literally only a 3rd person on this team could help, we'd mop these guys up. But they don't.  And we don't. 


Game II - currently at 77 TP Bronze IV

I'm 4th ELO.  I get support.  I go with Ganehsa.  My carry is Hachi.  I like this combo.  This game has short sentences.  That will be this game's thing. also, short paragraphs.

Our Serqet is horrible.  She doesn't ever gank.  The gankiest assasin...and she wants to farm.  And then starts the BMing.  I rarely mute people...but this person....this guy was muted.  Oh man.  So horrible. 

The team actually destroyed the other team on numerous occasions.  But yes...the Serqet kept farming.  We come back to snatch victory away...and this Serqet DOESN'T go charge the middle lane with all 4 of the others...she screws around up to the right side of the map and gets herself killed.  I'm not the only one to observe the poor jungle...other team members point it out, as well.

I know I said we were going short sentences this game...but EFF this game...eff it.  eff Serqet

Game III - currently at 7 TP Bronze IV

OK, this is for real the last game of the night.  I am 5th ELO.  hell.  They should invent 10th Elo, and I'll be that guy.  I'll be the guy so bad that he is definitely the worst player in the lobby.  I'm a bronze bastard.  fml.

I pick Nike because well..I'm a glutton for being butthurt, apparently.  But I see Cu Chu as the enemy solo.  I have played against Cu Chu and done well, so I decide to give it a try.  Sigh.

This Cu Chu is immortal.  Like, he literally just slew our entire team in left lane.  We suck, I lose...life of a bronze bastard