Tales of a Bronze Bastard XIII

Current TP 87 Bronze IV
Well, I just lost my second promotion game, last time around.  4 more wins for the split reward.  I really need one here. 8-minute queue and I'm last pick.  I like last-picking.  Top ELO goes Susano jungle, no questions.  I like it. 2nd pick is Agni.  The enemy takes Hachi and Loki(!!!).  Cerberus solo from our third pick.  I'm in the duo lane.  Looks like we'll be laning against Ares + Hachi.  I'm taking my boy Ganesha.  The opponents have a 10-star Diamond Tyr.  Yay.

Well, I play Ganesha very strongly.  We kill the duo lane early. But the Anhur goes back to fountain instead of pushing tower.  Then I notice he is building Transcendence.  Oh no.  I continue playing very strongly, making calls and placing wards.  I'm in good coms with our Susano, who gets some good help to the mid lane.  But my Anhur is bad.  He throws his Obelisk in weird places and prevents me from using my 3 to lock people down for what would be easy kills, if he had any power/pen in his build.  This is frustrating.  We eventually lose tower, and the whole team just crumbles.  Anhur was a huge weak point and we got rolled.  I got 2 kills.  As Ganesha.  I lost so many assists due to Agni not knowing how to use his 3, and Anhur not even so much as breathing on the enemy tower.  He literally backed every single time the wave was pushing.  The Bronze Bastard played well, but the team was outmatched by a superior Loki who just would not die.

Game II
Current TP 77 Bronze IV

I'm salty.  This moron Loki at our 3rd pick spot just used all the bank time to third-pick the god he suggested from the beginning that he wanted.  Really?  I can already tell this game is going to be a pain in the ass of the Bronze Bastard.

Boy, was I right.  The Loki feeds and builds the most garbage stuff I've ever seen.  I almost wouldn't believe he was a real person, if he wasn't mouth-breathing into his microphone like it was a hot dog.  There's not much to write about this match. We surrendered at about 16 minutes.